Blood Sucking Bastards!

I am mad as hell. These blood sucking mosquitoes are chomping my baby girl from the tip of her nose to her cute fat pudgey toes. I HATE them. Why oh why must this happen to my girl. She seems to be allergic to them and the swelling tends to welt up to 5 times the normal annoying bite size and then fill with clear fluid till it pops ozzing the crap everywhere. THEN she begins to scratch it. Then the fucking blood pours out and she screams BANDAID! Oh god help me mommy I need a bandaid! The poor kid's sporting at least a dozen or so as we speak. Whats even funner in all this is that they are those elastoplast type that are soooo fun to take off. Mommy you hurt me. Mommy you love Reagan? Why did you hurt me mommy? All after she begs me to rip it off for her. Hmph The most exciting part yet is that we are going up north this weekend where the mosquitoes are of GIGANTIC proportions and will eat her limb to limb.